Holy shit I am OLD.

Not physically (godDAMN I am still fine as fuck) but in the brainmeats. When exactly did I stop spending all my brain energy contemplating Nikki Sixx's dick size (really small as it turns out) and start figuring shit outFucking meatsuit. Fucking hormones. Fucking brains ( Read more... )

Fantastically lazy day today. Thank jeebus. Yesterday was a whirlwind of Twisty G`s last hockey game at noon, swim lessons at 2, birthday party at 4. We didn`t get home until 9 at night and that was just too much People for one day dammit ( Read more... )

I haven't slept since sometime last weekend. Sometime. Last weekend ( Read more... )

Weekend One On Drugs...not much different than any other weekend without drugs. No real symptoms that I can discern except for extra tired like whoa! Today when Fratboy got up around noon I actually had to go for a nap and crashed for 3 hours. I can't even benember the last time I took a nap. Wow ( Read more... )

I am crazier than usual right now. Coming from me, that's saying something. ASLFALSOIJADSKLNAOSIDJWEHS ( Read more... )

Last night was blessedly beastie-shit-free. I came home to a house literally full of drunks. And one adorable baby. Good times.

If you've never read a haiku about your steaming dumps, you probably wouldn't understand.

Ha. Sorry. Just finished a zombie love book called Breathers which was spectacularly charming. Almost as charming as the ( Read more... )